Amazon is the destination for electronics, snacks, clothing and more. But Amazon has a dark side ̵
We bring you to this zone, and you could even come out with a few purchases. Here are 14 things that you did not know you could buy from Amazon.
Unrefined uranium oxide
If you have not added unrefined uranium oxide to your Amazon wishlist or wedding list, then of course you have no idea what you are doing! It emits ionizing radiation and makes Geiger counter painfully screaming. And regardless of what else anyone tells you, this guy on Yahoo Answers says that you can own uranium without a license.
Unfortunately, Amazon does not sell enriched uranium or plutonium. But hey – maybe one day!
Lou-Wheeze, the flexible latex lung model
Believe it or not, Amazon can almost scare you. They sell an educational cardboard cutout called Lou-Wheeze – a woman with a perfect lung and a crappy lungs.
Why is Lou-Wheeze releasing her lungs? Well, it's an inanimate source of teaching to teach your children (or yourself or your parents) what happens if you only smoke through a nostril (in the end, you have a really shitty lung).
Two tubes of living red ants
Amazon sells many live beetles, including ladybirds, hissing cockroaches, crickets and predatory mites. However, since these are boring, we focus on red ants.
If you wish, you can now buy two tubes of live red ants from Amazon. Supposedly you can use them to create a colony. We did not have a chance to check this information as the ants we ordered managed to escape their tubes. We had to kill our ants before they could kill us.
Note: According to Amazon, you should only order these ants when the temperature in your region is between 40 and 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
An urn with a guitar on it
You probably never bought an urn from Amazon. Guess what! Amazon sells urns and caskets, and some of them are pretty cool.
Our preferred Amazon urn is manufactured by NWA (possibly linked to Ice Cube). It's our favorite because it has a Gretsch hollow body guitar. We think it should be your favorite, because who does not like guitars?
The unassembled parts of an unpainted wooden house
Do not buy a big, expensive house – build one yourself with an Allwood cabin set! These kits are great fun for you and the family. They are large, unpainted and not suitable for two-day shipping. Sure, they're not as cheap as pendants, but they require a lot more effort!
A 96-inch inflatable gorilla
You want to start a car dealership? Fortunately, Amazon sells giant inflatable gorillas! This hairy (but not really hairy) 96-inch animal will attract dozens of customers! His beautiful smile will inspire your employees to record sales, while his frozen gaze will intimidate your rivals.
Fundies: Two Size Fits All
Did you know that Amazon sells underwear for two? This incredible underwear comes with four built-in leg holes so you and a friend can save on laundry! And guess what! It is available for free from Prime Delivery.
A UFO Detector That Actually Works
Ever wonder what's up there beyond the night Sky? Well, there are almost certainly one or two extraterrestrials hanging around waiting for you to drop your guard. But if you grab this completely real UFO detector, you can protect yourself!
According to Images SI, Inc., this UFO detector warns you when "simultaneous magnetic and electromagnetic interference" occurs. Sure, it's possible that this product is just a government trick that gives your weak human brain false hope, but it looks pretty scientific to us.
A Windows Phone
Strangely enough, Amazon sells something like a Nokia Lumia 735 "Windows Phone". It seems to be some kind of old phone or something. Our research has shown that this "phone" was created sometime in 2014.
According to an Amazon review from 2017, this device is "better than the iPhones".
The Taco Train
Hard-shell tacos are stupid. They do not know how to stand, and it's really frustrating. Fortunately, Amazon sells the taco train. It's the only device that keeps your hard-shell tacos upright and keeps your chips and salsa in the galley.
While we wish, somebody would invent a taco holder that would not look like this dirty trolley from an abandoned shopping center has to be done for now.
Roll the taco train around your countertop and impress all your friends!
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We live in a world where Amazon sells cockroach body pillows, and you should appreciate that fact. D-Scrap Cushions come in three different sizes (13.8 inches, 21.6 inches or 29.5 inches) and they're a perfect gift!
Hey, it's better than uranium.
The view 2009-2014 for wooden toilet seats in Greater China
According to the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco, Economy is quite important, so why not consider the economics of wooden toilet seats in China? ntersuchen?
The 2009-2014 Wooden Toilet Seat Outlook in China is a fascinating, 142-page study on the latent demand for wooden toilet seats in China's autonomous regions, communities and special administrative regions. It's a fascinating read that you can get for free on Amazon Prime.
A giant fiberglass marlin
Do you remember the dusty old fiberglass fish that used to line the walls of the local science museum? No? Well, now you can build some new memories with your own giant fiberglass marlin. This beautiful giant is 20 cm long and will certainly impress your friends. For a week or two.
A sexy Nicholas Cage Pillowcase
There is nothing better than to come home One that you love. Replace this nasty old pillowcase with this 20×30 inch big sexy Nicholas Cage. This cushion cover made of soft baby fabric is machine washable. And according to the seller, "it's not easy to generate static electricity" if you are worried about it.