Get Ready People, It's This Time of the Year: The Bachelorette is back for her fourteenth season!
As always, I'll celebrate by grabbing my favorite iridescent wine glass, grabbing my favorite sweats, and getting my phone for non-stop live tweets when the drama gets too much.
How to Watch Becca's Bachelorette Season
ABC airs all undergraduate nation (that's The Bachelor and The Bachelorette) shows, specials and features on a pretty cranky timeline. Seriously, the schedule of bachelorette ventilation is sheer mess. You can watch it live on TV, in the ABC streaming app or online and on Hulu.
In this season you can see the premiere on Monday, May 28, at 8pm. (Check your local listings just in case!). Most seasons are 1
To help you plan, note the episode lengths and types:
- Monday, 2-Hour Episodes: The One Where We Find Out How Much Drama To Expect. Typically the ep, where we find out what the date situation is and who is angry after the last rose ceremony.
- Tuesdays, 2-hour episodes (sometimes): Solo Date Nights, Rose Ceremony
- Wednesdays, 2-Hour Episodes (Sometimes): Historically, Wednesday is when the Reunion Show airs at the end of the season. Well, that or when a sporting event of a Tuesday or Monday episode gets in the way.
Keeping track of Twitter is really easy as everyone in the bachelor nation uses the hashtag #TheBachelette. Throughout the season, more is likely to crop up, and if we get a villain, their name will be everywhere (and a hashtag of some sort.)
How to invest in Bachelorette
I've * watched all things * Bachelor Nation for six years. My sister made me addicted to college, and to be honest, I do not regret it for a moment. Now that I'm (almost) grown up, I have a very serious routine that I want to share, so you too can fall in love with Becca Kufrin.
Step 1: Forget your bachelor fantasy lineup. Then tell your group chat (aptly TEAM BECCA?) That it's good because you've won the first year, so you do not have to prove your skills anymore.
Step 2: Dinner. Take Tacos for Tacos  Step 3: Have a glass of white wine, your fully charged phone, glasses and blanket
Step 4: Drag the troops into the family room , Start the show exactly 20 minutes late, so you can fast forward through commercials.
Step 5: Share every thought you have on Twitter. #sorrynotsorry
Step 6: Answer any question your less informed family members have about the show.
Step 7: Share snarky comments with those in the room. Repeat because some people could not hear.
Step 8: Share the same comments on Twitter. Laugh at how funny you are.
Step 9: Fight with the family over the fast log during the show when skipping key scenes
Step 10: Fret if there is no rose ceremony. Share anger on Twitter with the world.
Step 11: Repeat until the end of the season. Emotionally prepare for the next season of The Bachelor.
Or just watch it when it is broadcast and tweet about it. That's fine too. ¯ _ (ツ) _ / ¯
OK, take your favorite drink now and prepare for the new season with me, because to look alone is the worst thing and nobody should have to. Let's do the damn thing!
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