is an incredibly narrow film and with the longest MCU movie of all time. When is the best time to pee when you are filled with fluids before or during the movie? Here are our voices, when you should make the blast-fast run into the bathroom during the 22nd Marvel movie, so you can pamper yourself with this great lemonade.
Our sister sites GameSpot, TV Guide, and Comicbook.com also have a few more ideas, but we all agree that it's a big no-no: do not leave your seat if you spend more than two hours at the hotel are.
Note that these suggestions are not as scientific as understanding the quantum kingdom. They're just decent times when you really have to (this one is there, despite Marvel's head saying Kevin Feige). Because in truth, after the first half of the movie, there is really no good time to pee, so just ride the wave
When the San Francisco title card appears on the screen
If you made the crucial mistake of not peeing in front of the film, you will not miss much if you throw yourself out the window. This ant-man segment is about 30 minutes in the film and is usually just Scott, connecting points that the audience already knows.
When Hulk has lunch
This scene is just over an hour into the movie and while it's amusing misses, it's not a dealbreaker (in fact, you can escape some crazy stupid moments). The next 10 to 15 minutes after this scene is the safest window to empty the bubble. (And if you have other body functions to worry about, this is definitely the moment to do that.)
When the New Jersey title card appears on the screen
There are no good spots where can be peed in the last hour Sorry, but we do not make any rules.
We repeat, in the last hour of this movie, there are no good places to pee. So if your bubble is at the end of the rope, pee now! This segment is your last good opportunity for a swim break. While it's full of nostalgia, you will not miss a real conflict and it's pretty easy to fill in the gaps. If you pee fast enough, you'll probably see the end of the story.
Or just take the advice of Paul Rudd for your bathroom breaks:
The Sister site GameSpot adds that the Morag title card you can probably also stand out – but only if you take a super fast piss. You will miss some jokes, but nothing plausible, that makes it a decent time when you have to go. Again, it is only in the first half of the movie.
We will update this list throughout the weekend if we "accidentally" discover another appropriate time for ourselves – and let us know if you can find a better time. Later we can record what you missed in these scenes, but right now we do not want to spoil anything big.
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This was originally posted on April 23 at 15:40 PT, before everyone else jumped into the piss train.